Week 1 - Almost Famous

If i could be famous for anything i wanted to be, i would definately be famous for catching the abominable snowman. i would set out on foot with nothing but the clothes on my back and hunt his @$$ down. After i saw him i would attack him like a cheetah attacks a gezzel. Then i would violently hit him with the smallest stick i could find. After that i would laugh and take pictures. And i guess i would take him into the town so other people believe me. Then i would make him my pet and teach him how to fetch but i dont think i would use a ball, i would probably teach him with a cat tied to a stick so its easier to throw long distances. Then after i played with him i would make him go out and get my dinner. Then i would give him a name...im thinkin Rufus Calvin III.