Week 6A - Childhood Crushes

When i was a child i would have to say that i had a crush on the pink power ranger. Her name was Kimberly. The way she kicked major bad guy butt was awesome. I always liked watching the power rangers after i got out of kindergarten. The flips and the way she handled her gun just sent me over the edge. Another crush i had would be Topanga from Boy Meets World. I would also have to say that i enjoyed watching Daisy Duke flaunting herself around trying to get the attention of the cops to her instead of the boys. I would have to say if i was a cop i would fall for it everytime.

Week 5A - Welcome to My World

If I were to teach english 3 I would be voted Awesomest teacher of the year, every year. I would teach them about the importance of getting all your sleep. I would also change the fact of no reading books....ever. I would also get rid of the speeches and the research paper. I dont like doing those things so im not going to make my students do them either. To keep order in my classroom i would ahve seth sitting in the corner with shades and a leather vest on holding a lead pipe that says "THE PUNISHER". I think that would make the kids be good for awhile.

Week 4A - Food and Me

I would have to say my favorite food would have to be my moms taco salad. It has the perfect amount of everything. She mixes it all up in one bowl instead of just doing it in layers like some people do. And you don't even have to heat it up the next day because its awesome when its cold, but i tend to warm it up anyway. The food that I most dislike would have to be asparagus. That crap is terrible. It's nothing but a bunch of crap tasting crap. I will never eat it as long as I live.

Week 3A - Travel Plans

If i were to pick 5 cities to visit i would have to pick New Orleans so i could see the life that made Lil' Wayne such a hardbutt. Then i would go to Honolulu so i could hang out with Dani and be nice to her for just a little bit. After that i would go to New York just so i could see the way city life is and i don't think i could get that from any other city but New York. Then i would have to go to Las Vegas simply because what happens in Vega stays in Vegas. Last but not least i would go Sacramento to hang out with jordan.

Week 2A - I Wanna Grow Old With You

The character i am choosing is Batman. I chose batman because he is the true all american bad@$$. He doesnt need super powers like superman or captain america. Batman goes around beating the crap outta people and takin names. I dont know about you (garrett wall) but batman can totally kick the crap out of wolverine. And no that is not irrelevent. Batman will rule the world one day....he already started with gotham city, now he just has to take the rest over and he will be golden. i dont care what anyone of you say i think batman is the ultimate bad@$$. so take it and deal with it. dont be hatin'

Week 1A - Celebrity President

If i were to pick a celebrity to be president i would have to pick Jim Carrey. I would pick him because he is hilarious and gets things done. He knows how to get himself out of things with no problem. Just like in his movies when hes playing the role of Ace Ventura. He always seemed to get out of everything and end up on top. I think he just has a way with his words and body language. I really don't think anyone would object to him being president because that would make them unamerican. Thats all i have to say bout that.

Week 8 - Explaining Science... Sort Of...

I am going to tell you why grass is green. There is a little boy that has a coloring fetish. He went outside one day and didn't like the original color of the grass...which was pink. So he took a pastel and went to coloring all the blades of grass green. He always knew that he wouldn't be able to finish the whole world by himself, so he hired little people that are smaller than a blade of grass. He hired billions upon billions of them and told them if they get all the grass in the world green he would give them anything they wanted. He told them this because he knew he would be dead by time they got all of it done...so he thought. After about two weeks all the grass in the world was green. He was trying to figure out how they did all of this..little did he know they were magical little people.

Week 7 - Supernatural Love

I would have to go with a witch. I would go with a witch because i would make her put a spell on Dani so she can't talk anymore. My witch would be überly hot and not have a green wart on her nose. She would not use any magic on me because i am her husband. Then i would make her take the spell off of Dani because i feel bad, but after about a week or so i would make her put another spell on Dani that would make her become a ghost so she can be a ghost with her ghost boyfriend. O and i would make her take me around on her broomstick.

Week-6 Three Wishes

Lets see here...i have three wishes and i think i know what i want to wish for. I wish Dani could not talk and she could only scoot across the floor. My other wish would be for Brett to be the fattest man on earth and there is nothing he can do about it. My third wish would be that i had could make money anytime i wanted to. With that wish i would buy me some new trucks and four-wheelers. I know that money cant buy everything but for me it would buy a lot. Thats what i would do with my three wishes.

Blog 5 - Hating the Media

Dr. Phil really grinds my gears!! He always tries to make people feel like complete crap. If he ever said how do you feel about that i would tell him i feel like punching you in the face because you are dumb and i dont care what you have to say about anything and you make your living by telling people what they are doing wrong when they can see it themselves you just put in a sense that makes them feel like they are worthless when in fact you are worthless Dr. Phil. Good day! I said Good Day!!

Week 4 - Beauty

The most beautiful thing that i have ever seen would have to be my truck. My truck is so gorgeous it puts Janson to shame. My truck is a tad bit rusty, but i can't get past her flat black spray paint that i painted her with. The thing that is so beautiful about her is her big tires. You can't be a truck thats beautiful unless it has big tires. She smells perfect when she runs because she blows white smoke when she starts. Her odor is amazing. When i get inside of her i feel like i am whole. Her touch is like touching a big pile of steel that rough in some parts because of the rust.

Week 3 - Dear Me

Dear hopes and dreams,

In ten years you will most likely be traveling to the unknown world. In this world you will see a bunch of things that you never thought existed. You will find an animal that is mixed between a cheetah and a giraffe. You will name i the chiraftah. While you are going on this trip you will bring some people with you. Garrett will be the one that dies of a sporadic disease called...he was no longer worthy to live anymore. Brett will be the one that cleans the mud off of my boots with his tongue and makes sure they are as clean as when i got them. If they are not then he will have to wear an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bakini. That is what will happen in ten years from now.

Week 2 - Getting Hitched

My grandparents wedding was a very fantabulous event. They were married on their farm in the outskirts of Taylorville. They had many people come to join the celebration. My grandfather was wearing just regular clothes as was my grandmother. The rest of people obviously wore regular clothes as well, just because if they wore something really nice it would look stupid and they would be egged. After the wedding they all joined in on games around the farm. Like chase the pig, or they would ride horses, and party in the barns till the wee hours of the morning. The cake, well there probably was no cake. i really couldnt tell you how there wedding was just because, but i know they lived on a farm and didnt like to spend money, kinda like how they are now.

Week 1 - Almost Famous

If i could be famous for anything i wanted to be, i would definately be famous for catching the abominable snowman. i would set out on foot with nothing but the clothes on my back and hunt his @$$ down. After i saw him i would attack him like a cheetah attacks a gezzel. Then i would violently hit him with the smallest stick i could find. After that i would laugh and take pictures. And i guess i would take him into the town so other people believe me. Then i would make him my pet and teach him how to fetch but i dont think i would use a ball, i would probably teach him with a cat tied to a stick so its easier to throw long distances. Then after i played with him i would make him go out and get my dinner. Then i would give him a name...im thinkin Rufus Calvin III.