Week 3 - Dear Me

Dear hopes and dreams,

In ten years you will most likely be traveling to the unknown world. In this world you will see a bunch of things that you never thought existed. You will find an animal that is mixed between a cheetah and a giraffe. You will name i the chiraftah. While you are going on this trip you will bring some people with you. Garrett will be the one that dies of a sporadic disease called...he was no longer worthy to live anymore. Brett will be the one that cleans the mud off of my boots with his tongue and makes sure they are as clean as when i got them. If they are not then he will have to wear an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bakini. That is what will happen in ten years from now.

Week 2 - Getting Hitched

My grandparents wedding was a very fantabulous event. They were married on their farm in the outskirts of Taylorville. They had many people come to join the celebration. My grandfather was wearing just regular clothes as was my grandmother. The rest of people obviously wore regular clothes as well, just because if they wore something really nice it would look stupid and they would be egged. After the wedding they all joined in on games around the farm. Like chase the pig, or they would ride horses, and party in the barns till the wee hours of the morning. The cake, well there probably was no cake. i really couldnt tell you how there wedding was just because, but i know they lived on a farm and didnt like to spend money, kinda like how they are now.

Week 1 - Almost Famous

If i could be famous for anything i wanted to be, i would definately be famous for catching the abominable snowman. i would set out on foot with nothing but the clothes on my back and hunt his @$$ down. After i saw him i would attack him like a cheetah attacks a gezzel. Then i would violently hit him with the smallest stick i could find. After that i would laugh and take pictures. And i guess i would take him into the town so other people believe me. Then i would make him my pet and teach him how to fetch but i dont think i would use a ball, i would probably teach him with a cat tied to a stick so its easier to throw long distances. Then after i played with him i would make him go out and get my dinner. Then i would give him a name...im thinkin Rufus Calvin III.