Week 8 - Explaining Science... Sort Of...

I am going to tell you why grass is green. There is a little boy that has a coloring fetish. He went outside one day and didn't like the original color of the grass...which was pink. So he took a pastel and went to coloring all the blades of grass green. He always knew that he wouldn't be able to finish the whole world by himself, so he hired little people that are smaller than a blade of grass. He hired billions upon billions of them and told them if they get all the grass in the world green he would give them anything they wanted. He told them this because he knew he would be dead by time they got all of it done...so he thought. After about two weeks all the grass in the world was green. He was trying to figure out how they did all of this..little did he know they were magical little people.