Week 6A - Childhood Crushes

When i was a child i would have to say that i had a crush on the pink power ranger. Her name was Kimberly. The way she kicked major bad guy butt was awesome. I always liked watching the power rangers after i got out of kindergarten. The flips and the way she handled her gun just sent me over the edge. Another crush i had would be Topanga from Boy Meets World. I would also have to say that i enjoyed watching Daisy Duke flaunting herself around trying to get the attention of the cops to her instead of the boys. I would have to say if i was a cop i would fall for it everytime.

Week 5A - Welcome to My World

If I were to teach english 3 I would be voted Awesomest teacher of the year, every year. I would teach them about the importance of getting all your sleep. I would also change the fact of no reading books....ever. I would also get rid of the speeches and the research paper. I dont like doing those things so im not going to make my students do them either. To keep order in my classroom i would ahve seth sitting in the corner with shades and a leather vest on holding a lead pipe that says "THE PUNISHER". I think that would make the kids be good for awhile.

Week 4A - Food and Me

I would have to say my favorite food would have to be my moms taco salad. It has the perfect amount of everything. She mixes it all up in one bowl instead of just doing it in layers like some people do. And you don't even have to heat it up the next day because its awesome when its cold, but i tend to warm it up anyway. The food that I most dislike would have to be asparagus. That crap is terrible. It's nothing but a bunch of crap tasting crap. I will never eat it as long as I live.

Week 3A - Travel Plans

If i were to pick 5 cities to visit i would have to pick New Orleans so i could see the life that made Lil' Wayne such a hardbutt. Then i would go to Honolulu so i could hang out with Dani and be nice to her for just a little bit. After that i would go to New York just so i could see the way city life is and i don't think i could get that from any other city but New York. Then i would have to go to Las Vegas simply because what happens in Vega stays in Vegas. Last but not least i would go Sacramento to hang out with jordan.

Week 2A - I Wanna Grow Old With You

The character i am choosing is Batman. I chose batman because he is the true all american bad@$$. He doesnt need super powers like superman or captain america. Batman goes around beating the crap outta people and takin names. I dont know about you (garrett wall) but batman can totally kick the crap out of wolverine. And no that is not irrelevent. Batman will rule the world one day....he already started with gotham city, now he just has to take the rest over and he will be golden. i dont care what anyone of you say i think batman is the ultimate bad@$$. so take it and deal with it. dont be hatin'

Week 1A - Celebrity President

If i were to pick a celebrity to be president i would have to pick Jim Carrey. I would pick him because he is hilarious and gets things done. He knows how to get himself out of things with no problem. Just like in his movies when hes playing the role of Ace Ventura. He always seemed to get out of everything and end up on top. I think he just has a way with his words and body language. I really don't think anyone would object to him being president because that would make them unamerican. Thats all i have to say bout that.

Week 8 - Explaining Science... Sort Of...

I am going to tell you why grass is green. There is a little boy that has a coloring fetish. He went outside one day and didn't like the original color of the grass...which was pink. So he took a pastel and went to coloring all the blades of grass green. He always knew that he wouldn't be able to finish the whole world by himself, so he hired little people that are smaller than a blade of grass. He hired billions upon billions of them and told them if they get all the grass in the world green he would give them anything they wanted. He told them this because he knew he would be dead by time they got all of it done...so he thought. After about two weeks all the grass in the world was green. He was trying to figure out how they did all of this..little did he know they were magical little people.